What the hell do you use something like that for? I mean, how can it even be called a knife!

of course. a swiss army knife now contains or had contain the following:
- USB Drive
- knifes (lol)
- spoons
- forks
- screwdrivers
- wrench
- pliers
Lol is that serious that thing will do anything and everything.does a remote control flip out?
the inventor went overboard. haha